StarDate: May 12 – I hate wholesaling!!!
Yeah, I finally follow upping! I created a new word! So I checked out 2 houses today. One condo… one multiform.
MAN, I tell you, being charming gets you FAR. Old black guy in a sour mood meets me at the multi. I walk to him with my big monkey smile and funny accent say HIIIIII my name is Smeagol, nice to meet you. (I didn’t say eagles.. come now!) 5 minutes after that, he tells me .. such a nice day out right? BOOM, next thing you know we have a bromance going talking how awesome brink is ?! wth? I just go with it.
Condo woman, black too, Mom was from the Islands. As I have lived on Curacao my entire teens .. BOOM, I ask her I miss Roti…. and we are BFFs! (kinda).. anyways… so I took a ton of pictures, and now I will figure out how and if a deal is to be made.
Lesson from Uncle Smeagol. Be charming!
Need to sell my contract and make a ton of money…
Yeah still looking for buyers. This really is not as easy as everyone promised before I started this… pricks!
Over and out!
btw. I HATE WHOLESALING!!